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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.09.05 13:18:12 -
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His robotic arm is actually made of wood. |
Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.09.12 20:39:45 -
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Is trying hard not to react to the wet mop somebody has just propped against his back.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.09.17 08:24:21 -
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Is wondering if she left the iron on.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.09.18 20:34:20 -
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Has accidentally left the love eggs in.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.09.19 19:49:59 -
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Has accidentally left the (borrowed) love eggs in.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.09.23 16:53:57 -
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Stole his beard from a lady at a Victorian freakshow.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
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Posted - 2015.10.04 21:59:44 -
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His hair was sprayed onto his head from a can.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces, do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
83
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Posted - 2015.11.17 10:40:44 -
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Has literally nothing to do all day. Every day.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces...do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
83
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Posted - 2015.11.17 14:29:18 -
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Where other people have a tie rack, she has a merkin rack.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces...do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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Tank Murdock Jnr
Imperial Shipment
Amarr Empire
89
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Posted - 2015.11.25 22:03:11 -
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Maintains her trim figure by eating nothing but a tin of cat food each day.
When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading 'Guns and Ammo', masturbating in your own faeces...do you just stop and go, 'Wow! It is amazing how f*cking crazy I really am!'?
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